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- The Unofficial Smiley Dictionary
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- :-) Your basic smiley. This smiley is used to inflect a sarcastic or
- joking statement since we can't hear voice inflection over Unix.
- ;-) Winky smiley. User just made a flirtatious and/or sarcastic remark.
- More of a "don't hit me for what I just said" smiley.
- :-( Frowning smiley. User did not like that last statement or is upset
- or depressed about something.
- :-I Indifferent smiley. Better than a Frowning smiley but not quite as
- good as a happy smiley
- :-> User just made a really biting sarcastic remark. Worse than a :-).
- :-> User just made a really devilish remark.
- ;-> Winky and devil combined. A very lewd remark was just made.
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- Those are the basic ones...Here are some somewhat less common ones:
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- (-: User is left handed
- %-) User has been staring at a green screen for 15 hours straight
- :*) User is drunk
- [:] User is a robot
- 8-) User is wearing sunglasses
- B:-) Sunglasses on head
- ::-) User wears normal glasses
- B-) User wears horn-rimmed glasses
- 8:-) User is a little girl
- :-)-8 User is a Big girl
- :-{) User has a mustache
- :-{} User wears lipstick
- {:-) User wears a toupee
- }:-( Toupee in an updraft
- :-[ User is a Vampire
- :-E Bucktoothed vampire
- :-F Bucktoothed vampire with one tooth missing
- :-7 User juust made a wry statement
- :-* User just ate something sour
- :-)ss User drools
- :-ss) User has a cold
- :'-( User is crying
- :'-) User is so happy, s/he is crying
- :-@ User is screaming
- :-# User wears braces
- :^) User has a broken nose
- :v) User has a broken nose, but it's the other way
- :_) User's nose is sliding off of his face
- :<) User is from an Ivy League School
- :-& User is tongue tied.
- =:-) User is a hosehead
- -:-) User is a punk rocker
- -:-( (real punk rockers don't smile)
- :=) User has two noses
- +-:-) User is the Pope or holds some other religious office
- ':-) User shaved one of his eyebrows off this morning
- ,:-) Same thing...other side
- |-I User is asleep
- |-O User is yawning/snoring
- :-Q User is a smoker
- :-? User smokes a pipe
- O-) Megaton Man On Patrol! (or else, user is a scuba diver)
- O :-) User is an angel (at heart, at least)
- :-P Nyahhhh!
- :-S User just made an incoherent statement
- :-D User is laughing (at you!)
- :-X User's lips are sealed
- :-C User is really bummed
- <|-) User is Chinese
- <|-( User is Chinese and doesn't like these kind of jokes
- :-/ User is skeptical
- C=:-) User is a chef
- @= User is pro-nuclear war
- *<:-) User is wearing a Santa Claus Hat
- :-o Uh oh!
- (8-o It's Mr. Bill!
- *:o) And Bozo the Clown!
- 3:] Pet smiley
- 3:[ Mean Pet smiley
- d8= Your pet beaver is wearing goggles and a hard hat.
- E-:-) User is a Ham radio operator
- :-9 User is licking his/her lips
- %-6 User is braindead
- [:-) User is wearing a walkman
- (:I User is an egghead
- <:-I User is a dunce
- K:P User is a little kid with a propeller beenie
- @:-) User is wearing a turban
- :-0 No Yelling! (Quiet Lab)
- :-: Mutant Smiley
- The invisible smiley
- .-) User only has one eye
- ,-) Ditto...but he's winking
- X-( User just died
- 8 :-) User is a wizard
- C=}>;*{)) Mega-Smiley... A drunk, devilish chef with a toupee in an updra
- a mustache, and a double chin
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- Note: A lot of these can be typed without noses to make midget smileys.
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- :) Midget smiley
- :] Gleep...a friendly midget smiley who will gladly be your friend
- =) Variation on a theme...
- :} - What should we call these? (what?)
- :) - Happy
- :> - what?
- :@ - what?
- :D - Laughter
- :I - Hmmm...
- :( - Sad
- :[ - Real Downer
- :< - what?
- :{ - what?
- :O - Yelling
- :C - what?
- :Q - what?
- :,( - Crying
- [] - Hugs and
- :* - Kisses
- |I - Asleep
- |^o -Snoring
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- :-'.smiley spitting out its chewing tobacco
- :-1.smiley bland face
- :-!.."
- :-@.smiley face screaming
- :-#|.smiley face with bushy mustache
- :-$.smiley face with it's mouth wired shut
- :-%.smiley banker
- :-6.smiley after eating something sour
- :^).smiley with pointy nose (righty)
- :-7.smiley after a wry statement
- 8-).smiley swimmer
- :-*.smiley after eating something bitter
- :-&.smiley which is tongue-tied
- :-0.smiley orator
- .smiley invisible man
- (:-(.unsmiley frowning
- (:-).smiley big-face
- ):-).."
- ):-( unsmiley big-face
- )8-) scuba smiley big-face
- =:-).smiley punk-rocker
- =:-( (real punk rockers don't smile)
- +:-).smiley priest
- :-q.smiley trying to touch its tongue to its nose
- :-e.disappointed smiley
- :-t.cross smiley
- :-i.semi-smiley
- :-o.smiley singing national anthem
- :-p.smiley sticking its tongue out (at you!)
- :-[.un-smiley blockhead
- :-].smiley blockhead
- :-{.smiley variation on a theme
- :-}.ditto
- {:-).smiley with its hair parted in the middle
- }:-).above in an updraft
- :-a.lefty smilely touching tongue to nose
- :-s.smiley after a BIZARRE comment
- :-d.lefty smiley razzing you
- g-).smiley with ponce-nez glasses
- :-j.left smiling smilely
- :-k.beats me, looks like something, tho.
- :-l.y. a. s.
- :-:.mutant smiley
- :-\.undecided smiley
- :-|."have an ordinary day" smiley
- ;-).winking smiley
- :-<.real sad smiley
- :->.y.a.s.
- :-z.y.a.c.s.
- :-x."my lips are sealed" smiley
- :-c.bummed out smiley
- :-v.talking head smiley
- :v).left-pointing nose smiley
- :-b.left-pointing tongue smiley
- :-/.lefty undecided smiley
- :-?.smilely smoking a pipe
- .-].one-eyed smilely
- ,-}.wry and winking
- 0-).smiley cyclops (scuba diver?)
- :-=).older smiley with mustache
- :u).smiley with funny-looking left nose
- :n).smiley with funny-looking right nose
- :<.midget unsmiley
- :>.midget smiley
- }:^#}) mega-smiley: updrafted bushy-mustached pointy nosed smiley with
- a double-chin
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- :-).ha ha... ssss:-(.net.flame
- |-).hee hee... O |-).net.religion
- |-D.ho ho
- :->.hey hey... 8 :-I.net.unix-wizards
- :-(.boo hoo... X-(.net.suicide
- :-I.hmm... E-:-I.net.ham-radio
- :-O.uh oh... >:-I.net.startrek
- :-P.nyah nyah.. 3:o[.net.pets
- |-P.yuk
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- :-}.beard
- :-{.mustache
- :-#.braces
- :-X.bow tie
- :-Q.smoker
- <:I.dunce
- (:I.egghead
- @:I.turban
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- 8-).glasses
- B-).horn-rims
- 8:-).glasses on forehead
- :-8(.condescending stare
- ;-).wink
- :-<.mad
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- Drama :-(.Comedy :-).Surpise :-o.Suspense 8-|
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- Female.>-
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- Death.8-#
- Infinity.8
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- Hey, have fun with these.
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- [compiled by Kevin Johnson]
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- and of course, my personal favorite (mainly because I designed it)
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- The world's biggest smiley (sort of)
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- Make sure to use these little pals frequently, I get .02 cents royalty on
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- witzelsucht (vit'sel-zoocht) [Ger.]
- "A mental condition characteristic of frontal lobe lesions and marked by
- the making of poor jokes and puns and the telling of pointless stories, at
- which the patient himself is intensely amused."
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- This isn't me!! Honest, guys, this isn't me!!
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- Donald "Dice Freak" Daybell daybell@aludra.usc.edu
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